I don’t know where these 30 extra pounds came from.
I didn’t know it was my knee and my ankle’s job to be a weatherman.
It’s harder to pull off a faux-hawk with gray in your hair.
Picking something off the floor is an ordeal.
Sighing is common.
Grunts during exertion become less embarrassing and more frequent.
Beards aren’t fashion statements, its laziness.
Scuffs, wrinkles, snags, and faded don’t really mean that much anymore.
Anything over 85 degrees is hot.
There is nothing wrong with eating early.
I like Luby’s.
Wheel of Fortune is a pretty good show after all.
You realize that, that young girl at the bar is really NOT staring at you.
Appetizers are irresistible.
Sometimes music is just too loud.
Sometimes the TV is too soft.
Doing nothing is awesome.
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