Oodles of Doodles, Numero Dos

More randomness, some times my pencil, pen, marker, crayon, whatever seems to have a mind of its own.




The Maxx! A comic book character first and cartoon character second.  I only knew The Maxx from his early 90’s cartoon shorts on mTV’s Oddites. (Aeon Flux showed during the same show.)  I used to really like The Maxx but somehow forgotten him until recently.  I must admit that I really enjoy doodling him.  (More often than not it’s a full fledge drawing rather than a doodle.)

The Maxx again.

And again.

Brothers? The comics and movie seem to hint to that.  Regardless of their possible blood ties Wolverine and Sabertooth are bitter enemies.  They fight it out every chance they get.  And I really enjoy drawing fangs/teeth lately so this was fun doodle.  It took me only a few minutes to knock this one out while in a meeting.

Good ol’ Cpt. America.  Not my best, not my favorite…but a doodle all the same.  His nose looks a little wrong to me.  Oh well, you don’t need to be pretty to lead the Avengers.

Little, baby, Cyclops. I still don’t like him, but he’s easy to doodle.

There’s my boy, Fett. Boba, no middle name, Fett is one of my favs.  This one started as a quick time killer with no intention of color.  But I like the simplicity of it all so I gave him a few coats. He didn’t thank me.  He’s not known for being too nice.

He eats worlds! That’s right…I said “He eats worlds.”  He’s Galactus and he travels the universe like it’s a buffet.  Galactus has always been a weird one for me.  He’s tried to eat Earth a lot of times, and somehow he gets beat. How does someone so massive, who eats worlds get beat by some superheroes?  I like the Fantastic 4 but come on.  Silver Surfer whooping him is easier to swallow.  #punintended Anyway, never tried to draw him.  Found a pic doodled him a few times and then this one appeared.

Not my best. Not my favorite, just something to pass some time. Rhino vs. Spiderman.  Spoiler alert: Spiderman wins.

Doodles? Well in their inception, YES. But these were done at home during the Olympics.  I like the idea of drawing on stickers.  You are limited to a small space and you have to chose focal points or messages you want to send.  Plus I like the fact that I can peel them off and stick them to binds, drawing pads, my forehead…  That, and they are small so I can knock out a bunch before my hand cramps up.

Thanos. Well…what can I say? I heard he’s teased in the new Avengers movie so I looked him up since I do not know him…at all. Anyway I ran across a couple of pics and thought he look interesting.  Like Galactus I doodled him a few times and then this one begged for color.

I have a friend who runs a recycling service.  He saw my pic of The Maxx and asked (tongue and cheek) if I’d make a super hero recycling man.  Well…I doodled it a bunch of times.  I was just playing at first, but then realizing I could do this.  So I did and sent it to him.  He thanked me by putting it on Facebook.  I was a little embarrassed.

Venom is a bad mutha.  Spiderman has been on the receiving end of some serious Venom ass-whoopins in the past.  Recently Marvel as tried to move Venom into the anti-hero role and trying to give him some morals…. I ain’t buying it.  Give me the tongue wagging, fang showing, creepster anyday.  This started out as a generic head and ended up being Venom.  I like when this happens.

More Wolvie! This was taken from a pic of “toddler Wolverine.”  For me Wolverine sans mask is much easier that with.  This is was so-so for me.  I do like his anime-mouth.

OOdles Of dOOdles

I keep a pad of paper on my desk for doodling only.  Usually, I doodle while sitting through a pointless conference call that has run it's course an hour ago.  Sometimes I doodle before work starts.  And sometimes I doodle at the end of the day.  Here are my doodles.

Here's Curly.  Just a quick doodle for no reason.  I'd like this to become my "mark".  I never thought it looked like hair in someone eye until someone pointed it out. Now, I can't unsee it.

Where there's a will there's an A, takeoff.  I work in education and someone on a conference mentioned the old program and I did a little changing to suit me better.

Never a big fan of Robin until I started watching "Teen Titans."  They made him much cooler and hip there.

Hellboy. The movie was on the other day and I decided that I really liked it, crictics be damned! 

My favorite Star Wars character, who is only on screen about 2 mintues total.  But he really makes a name for himself in the books. Bossk!

Cyclops is by far my least favorite from the X-Men.  And in the most recent Avengers vs Xmen comic he needs to settle down a bit.










By far my favorite from X-Men, Wolverine!  I like how 99% of the time he's either snarling, growling, or inbetween the two.  For being 5'5 he can pack a punch. (We were in fact out of Diet Coke in the office and my co-workers were in a panic.)

Who? Moon Knight? Never heard of him. Yeah, me neither until about 2 months ago.  I have enjoyed reading his comics.  I found this "kid-sized" verison of him and had to give him a doodle. (I doodled him about 8 times before I found one I kinda liked.)

Magneto.  Kind of a cool bad guy.  Not my most favorite doodle, but it's a doodle not a work of art and not something Marvel would sweat me over.

I thought doodling Thing from the Fantastic 4 would be easy.
WRONG.
Those rocky pieces are tricky.  All in all, I liked they way it came out.  Luckliy, I started this during a 2 hour conference call so I had plenty of time to finish it.

And good ol' Colossus.  I've tried doodling Colossus a few times and all of them came out shotty at best.  So I decided to do the "kid-sized" verison of the metal giant.  I thought I messed up on the teeth, I still do, but all in all a fun doodle.

Train Alley Park

As I set my 4th cup of coffee this morning down I noticed the message light is blinking on my desk phone. I turned on my computer and let it warm up as I checked the message. The eerie, female, electronic voice told me I had “Two new messages and one saved message.” I took a sip of coffee and leaned back in my chair as the first message began.

 -Message one. Sent yesterday at 10:15 pm

 “Hey Derek, this is Kim. Will you let Barnes know I won’t be in tomorrow? Her voicemail is full and your number is the only number I have saved. Thanks, bye.”

 -Press one to repeat, two to save, three to delete…

 I press 3 and make note on a sticky pad to tell Barnes.

 -Message two. Sent today at 12:16 am

 "D. Simon? This is…well I guess it’s not important right now…well maybe, never mind. What is important are two things, one: I’ve never done something like this before. Well maybe once but it was ages ago before the rules were in place, ahh never mind. And two: Today your time is up. What I mean is, uhh, hold on. … (Muffled sounds) … … … Ok, yeah your time is up, today at 1 o’clock….pm. I know this is a lot to take in and it’s confusing but….wait, hold on… (Muffled voice, followed by a loud boom, like thunder.) … … … … … … I gotta go soon; I can’t believe I’m doing this! Let me cut to the chase, look you are going to die today, or at least you are on the list. This isn’t a threat; I’m trying to warn you. But you can beat it; Mr. D’s list is never carved in stone. Well I guess it used to be awhile back, but what I mean is it isn’t permanent, you can change the course by just….hold on…(muffled shouting, something breaking, sobbing?). OK, I really gotta go now, don’t go anyway near a train today, that’s my best advice. Ok, sorry to throw all this at you. Wait; don’t forget to tell Barnes about Kimberly. Oh no…”

 I hang up the phone and stare at my Green Lantern screensaver. “Was that…” I mumbled to myself. “What was that?” I hit the number one to repeat.

 -Message one. Sent yesterday at 10:15 pm.

 “Hey Derek, this is Kim. Will…"

 I hit the number 3.

 -Message 3, deleted. You have no new messages.

 “Wait, what? Message 2 where’s message 2?” I frantically check through my saved messages and recently deleted messages but the one I’m looking for is not there. I hang up the phone and cover my mouth with my hands. “What do I do? Is it real?” If I report it they’ll want proof, but there is none and everyone here thinks I’m a little weird as it is and this would just be fuel to their fire. I take a sip of my coffee and my hand is shaking a little. “Am I scared? Do I believe it? No, it was a prank call, must have been. I bet Kim did it, or had someone do it for you. How else would they know about me telling Barnes that Kim is out? But she didn’t know that I wrote a note to remind myself. Lucky guess? Nah, Kim’s not the smart. I mean she is smart, I mean...ah, never mind. Ok, what’s next? Leave for the day? I could do that, I mean just to be safe. Maybe spend the day at the park or the comic book store. Yeah I could do that, not that I 100% believe it but just as a precaution. Plus, it might be fun. But no trains, yeah I can do that.”

 I turn my computer off and walk to Ms. Barnes’ office. She is just getting in and hasn’t even sat down yet as I walk in. I tell her about Kim and give her a cock and bull story about a stomach bug and walk out.

 The streets are crowded and I take my time walking towards the park or the comic book shop, or both I still haven’t decided when I hear the rumble of the train. The noise is a common noise but it shakes me right through to the bones. I duck into an alley and press myself up against the brick wall. “What am I doing, the train is 8 blocks away?” But I can’t pull myself off the wall until I can’t hear the train anymore. I peeled myself off the wall and quicken my step. I make it to the comic book shop without hearing, seeing, or even getting close to another train. But it’s only 9am and the comic book shop is closed. Still, I tug on the door a few times, only because I feel the sweat run down my back and I just need to be in doors.

 “Hey, they closed until 11am!” Someone yells from the opposite side of the street. “And the park is not a good choice, either!”

 I spin around and look for the source of the voice. “Who was that? Did they say not to go to park? How did….was it… Things are weird.”

 I cut across the street and go into Ray’s Deli, a cool place with good coffee. I order a large black and sit facing the window. The A/C feels nice in here and I hope I’m on the road to calming down and looking at this situation more rationally. I close my eyes and take some deep breaths and feel the calmness spread. My mom is a yoga instructor up north and taught me some calming techniques when the Redlin didn’t work anymore. I’m starting to feel better so I open eyes and almost fall out of my chair. On the opposite of the glass is homeless man, long hair, ripped ragged clothes, with one or two teeth; both rotten. He’s staring at me and holding up a sign.

 REPeNT, The enD is neer

 Worse than that is that he keeps shaking his head and mouthing the words “Soon.” The manager sees him and walks out to chase him off. I’m still staring at where he was when the manager comes back in.

 “Sorry about that pal.” He says and gives me a slap on the back as we walks back behind the counter.

 I sit there and feel the calmness slip out of me like air from a balloon. “Am I going crazy? What is really going on here? I don’t’ like this anymore.” I pull my phone from my pocket and dial Kim’s number; she picks up on the 2nd ring.

 “Hello.” It’s Kim, groggy and tired.

 “Did you call me last night?” I ask already realizing the answer is yes, and kicking myself for not being more specific.

 “Yeah, did you tell Barnes?”

 “Yeah, but I mean the second time after midnight?” My free hand I’ve balled into a fist and I can hear my heartbeat in my ears.

 “That’s not last night, that’s technically this morning.” Her dry humor is not sitting well with me right now.

 “Did you or didn’t you?” My voice is raising and I can feel the tremors in my hands.

 “No Derek, I called you once. What’s wrong with you?”

 I hang up and down the rest of my coffee in one gulp and barrel out of the deli and back into the humidity as the world begins to spin out of control. I start to see double then triple then everything begins to teeter and I can’t focus. I’m about to pass out when a strong set of hands grab my shoulders and steers me against a wall in a smelly alley. Someone is shaking me.

 “Come on D., come on. Shake it off, come on! What’s wrong with you?”

 Things start to straighten out the world stop spinning and I begin to focus on the face in front of me. The lined face looks familiar to me, but from where? The man is a few inches shorter than me but much wider and stronger. His eyes are a soft grey and they look kind but with a hint of fire. These eyes, I know these eyes. When it hits me.

 “Dad?”

 “What? No, I ain’t your Dad. I’m just a concerned citizen, now straighten up and get going. Alleys are off the list for you now too. No trains, no parks, no alleys. Now get!” He slaps my face hard and is gone.

 I race out of the alley but he’s not there, not anywhere. “My Dad’s been dead for 5 years. It couldn’t have been him. It kinda looked like him, but not really. The hair was different and there wasn’t that scar on his chin he used to like to brag about, but it could have passed for his brother. But dad was an only child. This day…this day is strange. Maybe I need to sleep it off. I flag down a taxi and hop in. I tell him where I need to go, explaining to avoid all parks, trains, and alleys. I promise him a sizeable tip if he accomplishes it. He takes a second to scan his GPS and we are off. I know better than to lie down in the back of a taxi, but at this point I don’t care I need some clarity and the outside world is too crazy to watch right now. I stare at the gray felt ceiling and feel myself drifting off.

 The taxi comes to a stop and I sit up. We are parked in front of my apartment on the southside. I pay the fare and add on an extra $20. I grab my bag and walk up the steps to my one-bedroom. Once inside I put everything down and go straight to bed. I kick my shoes off, but that’s it, as I crash face first into my pillow. I lay there breathing in the cool pillow case cover. I roll over and look at my clock. It’s 10:45 am and I think that staying here in bed is my best bet until tomorrow. I pull out my wallet and phone to place them on the nightstand when the green light of my cell tells me there is a message. I take a sharp intake of breath as I unlock the screen. The phone tells me “There is 1 new message”. I click on the icon and prepare myself for some other prophecy about my dwindling life. The number shows unavailable and this does nothing to calm my nerves.

 New Message: Sent June 00, 0000 at 00:00

 “D. Simon. Soon. Still on the list.”

 Damn. I jump out of bed and change out of my work clothes into something more comfortable and I even change underwear because you know what they say about dying in clean underwear. Yeah, I don’t really know either. I’m out the door quickly and half jog half walk to the community garage on the side and of the building and get my bike. It’s an old rusted out ten-speed but it’s all I have. I pedal myself away from the apartment and in the opposite direction of the train station and the park. I am coming to realization that I am not crazy, that I feel perfectly fine, and the events of today have a perfectly good explanation. They are really happening. And someone, maybe an angel, is trying to warn me. “But why?” I’m nothing special. I haven’t invented anything or the wherewithal to do so. I’m not passionate for a cause so there’s no revolution in me. And even if I was passionate I fear public speaking too much to do anything about it. I am the exact opposite of my mother. Whatever the reason, someone or something doesn’t think it’s my time yet. Here’s an interesting fact about this kind of mind set. If you believe in the supernatural and believe that death is hunting you, the world takes on a different look. There are small things you began to notice. Dogs seem to stop barking when I ride by, some even whimper, I think. The shadows of the trees look more like fingers and hands than branches and they seem to be reaching for me. It’s unnerving, but so far just par for the course. I turn down the last road that leads to South Frog Pond and pedal to one of my childhood ‘hideout’. Technically South Frog Pond is NOT a park so I think I’ll be safe, and it’s about as far away from the train station as I can get, but at this rate who knows? I park my bike and chain it to a tree when my cell phone rings.

 “Hello?” I am worried and nervous.

 “Mr. Simon?” A female voice is there, and she sounds troubled but authoritative.

 “Yes, who is this?” Here we go again.

 “My name is Officer Ellroyentize from the Northtown PD. Is your mother Donna Simon?”

 “Yes.” Starting to lose feeling in my limbs the world tilts on its axis.

 “Sir, we need you to come up state to Northtown General Hospital. Your mom was involved in a terrible accident and is in bad shape.”


Silence


“What? What happened?” I’m getting anxious and I feel like I am about to crack.

 “She was in Rockface park teaching a Yoga class when the B-Line Subway came off its tracks and fell into the park below.

 “Oh my God.” I drop to my knees next to the pond.

 “I won’t lie to you, sir. She’s in bad shape you need to hurry.”

 “Ok…” I don’t know what else to say. The absurdity of this day pales in comparison.

 “When you get to the hospital ask for me and I’ll escort you to her, ok?”

 “Thank you. It’s Officer Ell…Ellro…I’m sorry, what is your name again?

 “Ellroyentize, but just ask for Officer Ally.”

 “Ally?

 “Yeah, my first name is Allison but every calls me Ally A-L-L-Y.”

 “I’m…I’m on my way.”

 CLICK.

 I drop the phone and things began to blur again. This isn’t happening. “Pull it together!”

 My phone chimes, alerting me to a text message.

 New Message: Sent June 00, 0000 at 00:00

 “Please disregard. Today is not your day. Wrong D.Simon.”

Q: What Happend? A: Life

I don’t know where these 30 extra pounds came from.

I didn’t know it was my knee and my ankle’s job to be a weatherman.

It’s harder to pull off a faux-hawk with gray in your hair.

Picking something off the floor is an ordeal.

Sighing is common.

Grunts during exertion become less embarrassing and more frequent.

Beards aren’t fashion statements, its laziness.

Scuffs, wrinkles, snags, and faded don’t really mean that much anymore.

Anything over 85 degrees is hot.

There is nothing wrong with eating early.

I like Luby’s.

Wheel of Fortune is a pretty good show after all.

You realize that, that young girl at the bar is really NOT staring at you.

Appetizers are irresistible. 

Sometimes music is just too loud.

Sometimes the TV is too soft.

Doing nothing is awesome.