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Hello friend, please stay tuned.
You don’t want to miss this!
Hey! Buy this, you need it!
Ohh, watch this and this and this!
How about this? This is great!
Want this? You should, you need it.
Don’t be scared, just stay with me!
I think you may only need me, ever.
We make a good team!
Hey, watch this! Now this!
Buy this! That would look great on you!
Buy it!

Outside? You don’t want that.
Nah, too hot, too cold, to polluted.

Watch this! Buy this!
Feel this!
Worship this!

Again with the outside? Come on.
Who needs it? Skin cancer, acid rain, pollution, heat waves, hurricanes.
Don’t live it, just watch it. It’s safe in here. You need me!

Buy, buy, buy, believe, believe, believe.
Feel, feel, feel, buy, buy, buy.

Don’t leave me! You can’t live without me!
Please!

Watch this! This is what happens if you leave.
Crime, death, fear, war, I’ll show it all to you, right here.
No wait!
Look it’s your favorite! Watch this! Come on!

Oh look you need this, don’t leave, you have to buy this!
But I’ve been here for you, I’ve raised you, I’ve taught you.

I love you.

You love me…don’t you?

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